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1. Each person on earth has a unique personality.

2. Each personality exists parallel to a unique color.

3. Therefore, by deductive reasoning, we may aver that each person posses a connection with a unique and singularly meaningful color.

If you don’t believe me, you are standing in direct resistance against the entire weight of deductive reasoning and western philosophy in total, not a very comfortable ideological position to be in.

Give in; find out what color your personality is here.

Everyone loves submarine sandwiches. I mean, Crisco, who doesn’t?

Meatball, turkey, ham, spicy Italian, roast beef, pastrami, AH! This is making me hungry.

Back to our point: There is a test that exists, and this test will tell you which sub sandwich YOU ARE. I know, this is a tantalizing opportunity, no?

You’ll never have to wonder what to order when you’re in line at your local sandwich shop ever again, for you, my friend, will put your chest out boldly and utter these words in a voice of dignity and authority:

“Sir, you there, purveyor of sandwiches, I being what I am, a meatball sub, I will deign to have a meatball sub, for the nutrients it will supply to my limber body will replenish the meatballiscosity of my substance. For this be the basis of all that be in earth, in heaven, or within that saturnine realm below us wherein lies Styx, that river across which languishing souls would traverse.”

Or something like that.

You asked for it, you got it!

I was finally able to find an online personality test for that morbid Nickelodeon show (which kept being threatened by cancellation for its macabre style and content), Invader Zim.

Finally, you can find out which Invader Zim character you are, whether this be Zim, Girr, Gaz, or that one kid who really likes to play video games.

AHAHAHHHHAHA!

SILENCE EARTHLING!


Invader Zim

Ok, people.

It’s time to take a trip down memory lane with this quiz that I’ve just posted. That’s right, we’re going to take a little stroll down the sidewalk of history to a little corner called the “1960s,” maybe you remember it, maybe you don’t.

But either way, you’re sure to remember the music.

“She came in through the bathroom window…”

HAHAHA. Who could forget that one!

Try not to have TOO much fun!

Family dynasties have always had a rather large part to play in the formation of history, whether in the monarchies of the past or the democracies and socialist states of the present.

What famous families tended to give birth to powerful politicians time and time again?

I bet you’ll be surprised at how little you know on the subject. Or maybe not.

Go ahead and give this quiz a try, if you dare.

If you would like to become a truck driver, you need to be able to pass a CDL test. CDL is short for Commercial Driver’s License. With a CDL, you are license to operate large vehicles such as trucks and tractors, depending on the class of your CDL.

This online practice test quizzes you on your knowledge of Tankers, trucks which haul large containers of liquid such as gasoline.

If you plan on becoming licensed to drive a tanker, you will have to be familiar with the information on this test.

Good luck!

Did you know that people don’t just pick their favorite colors for no reason? You may not know exactly WHY you like orange so much, but this does not mean that your choice is entirely random. Rather, something about your personality draws you to your favorite color. Therefore, by working back from a favorite color, we can make some general inferences about the person who choses it.

This test that I’ve just posted works according to these basic principles. All that you have to do is choose your favorite color from an array of colored boxes and the personality guru will tell you what this means.

It’s surprisingly accurate. Give it a try!

Many people choose to take a GED test in order to get the equivalent of a high school diploma rather than actually graduate from high school.

This is a good opportunity for people who have had to drop out of high school for one reason or another or for people who want to finish high school early.

But, if you want to get your GED, you’re going to need to know your fractions and square roots. Oh yes, that’s right. You’ve really got to know them.

If you need some help, try taking this handy online test.

So, you’ve just met this REALLY cute guy, right. You’re crushing on him SO hard. But you’re not sure if he’s like really a good guy, you know? I mean, like, how can you be for sure about it? For Josh’s sake, you just met him!

I know, right?

We’ve all been in this situation. So what do you do?

I’ll tell you what you do, sweetie; you take this online test!

Oh yeah; I went there.


Should I Go Out with Him?

You know those tiny little verbs that almost don’t seem like verbs at all because they don’t indicate easily definable actions?

Verbs like, “am,” “is,” “will,” “have,” etc.?

Well, these cranky little verbs can be quite a nuisance to scholars of the honorable language of the former British Empire (English, that is).

The rules governing when it is versus when it is not appropriate to use a particular helping verb have historically been very difficult for some students of our language to grasp.

Now it is your turn to learn these rules inside and out by taking this online quiz.


Good luck!

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