Mar
17
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Just when you didn’t think the proliferation of personality tests could go any further. Just when you thought that it couldn’t get any worse than “What kind of puppy are you?” Just when you thought you where safe from the daily onslaught of finding out that you are in fact NOT a human being but rather one of any number of inanimate objects or adorable animals. Just when you thought you could blink…
In comes the BANANA TEST.
That’s right. It’s time to find out if you’re the mushy kind, the green kind, the kind that is frozen with chocolate slowly oozing down its firm oblong form, or the worst kind of all, dry banana chips (ew.)
Click here to take the banana test.
Mar
17
The IPIP NEO is a major five factor online personality test which is similar in form to the big five personality test. The five factors tested for are openness to new experiences, conscientiousness, extroversion, agreeableness, and neuroticism.
This test will examine you for all five of these personality traits so that you can better understand your own abilities and personality.
This test is no replacement for real psychological treatment or counseling.
Mar
16
New Test: Crush Test
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This crush test is so powerful that it will literally crush you.
I hope you are ready to tell the absolute truth to the crush computer, because if you do, you will find out once and for all if your crush is true love or just another pathetic prepubescent fling like all the others. Isn’t this something that would be worth finding out? Yeah, I thought so.
And this crush test isn’t just another frivolous test. It’s based on thoughtful research into the field of crushology (at least that’s what they say). So delay not. Go crush yourself.
Mar
16
New Test: Fake IQ Test
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This test claims to test IQ, but really its just a simple trivia test that looks like an IQ test. Nevertheless, it is fun. So I have posted it.
If you have ever wondered what the relationship between Sankar and Sanskrit is, this test is for you my fine little friend.
At the end of the test you will be given a score. It will look like an IQ score, but it will actually be a number that may or may not correspond to your actual IQ.
Mar
15
New Test: Free Love Test
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Whether it be a test about free love or a free test about love, this quiz is sure to get your love juices oozing. (Or is it a test about freeing love?)
All that you have to do is enter your name and then the name of your significant other. Then, simply click start and you will be wisked away to a magical land of answering frivolous questions in order to find out if your significant other is truly right for you, if he or she is truly “the one.”
Ah, romance. How it makes me long for my younger days!
Mar
15
This test is called the “simple” IQ test, but believe me, there’s nothing simple about it. This test is about as hard as they come.
Having said this however, I just scored 136 on this test, which is well withing the top two percent. Take that all you geniuses out there!
In all seriousness though folks, let’s give this little test a try so that you can find out if you’re smart or not. What’s the worst that can happen? Sure, you might find out that your IQ is only 79, but is that really so bad?
C’mon, give it a try. You’ll regret it later if you don’t.
Mar
12
New Test: Career Test Center
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This career test is based on Carl Jung’s psychological profiling system. It’s a pretty fun and quick test. Plus, it will help you better understand the strengths and weaknesses of your personality.
You’ll be asked to answer a series of sixty-seven (pretty long, eh?) questions and at the end of this time you will be assigned on of sixteen different personality profiles. Mine, for example, is INTP.
Once you have your personality profile, you can find out what types of jobs your profile is best suited for.
Mar
12
New Test: The Alfred Hitchcock Test
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Alfred Hitchcock was perhaps the greatest filmmaker to ever live. This test will examine your knowledge of his dozens of famous films. In the mean time, the test will match your personality up with that of one of Hitch’s most famous characters. Just hope that you don’t get Norman Bates.
My personal favorite from Hitch’s ouvres is “Vertigo.” If you haven’t seen that one, I suggest you go out and rent it,now.
Mar
11
New Test: Another Typing Speed Test
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Ah, yes. No, you are not mistaken. We have another wonderful typing test on file for you my friends. And this one uses the introduction to Mark Twain’s classic novel Huckleberry Finn as its source text.
Now doesn’t that sound fun, eh?
I must say that in all the years that we’ve been posting tests for you wonderful people–our public, or cyberpublic as it may be said–there has seldom been such a wonderful typing test available as this one.
But I suppose I should let the ultimate judgment upon that point rest upon the head which sets upon your shoulders. No?
Mar
11
Unlike traditional theories of IQ, the theory of Multiple Intelligences states that there is no one quantifiable intelligence. In addition, it states that intelligence is something that can vary over time, depending on development and learned skills.
Amid all of this, taking a multiple intelligences survey can be very fun and enlightening. If knowing about how you learn and process information is interesting to you, by all means, take this test. You’ll find out if you excel more in mathematical thinking, natural thinking, or one of six other categories of thinking.

