Jul
9
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I’ve just posted a new macabre test that I’m sure you’ll enjoy. You will find out what your body would taste like to a cannibal, which is always a good little tidbit of information to pass around at cocktail parties. Don’t you think?
In any case, after answering a few questions, you will find out what the characteristics of the flesh on your body are. Would you be stringy? Mushy? Fleshy? Kinda like chicken?
There’s only one way to find out.
Jun
28
New Test: Are You a Lizard?
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Do you have a forked tongue? Do you have a tail that can be removed and then grow again? Do you like to run really fast on all fours through tall grass while making obnoxious hissing sounds?
If so, then you are probably a lizard. However, just to make sure, I recommend that you take this test.
Jun
23
New Test: What Kind of Food Are You?
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Let’s just imagine for a minute that you are food. No, I don’t mean that you have a pack of hungry Donner party survivors chasing after you. Rather, I’m asking you to imagine what type of actually edible food you would be if you had to be one. This might be your favorite food, or perhaps it is just a food that you have some sort of spiritual affinity with.
But in any case, this little test here will give you an idea of just what type of food you are. All that you have to do is answer five questions and you’re there.
Jun
17
New Test: Whiskey a GoGo
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Whiskey. It is perhaps America’s perennial drink. It evokes images of cowboys and gangsters, entire worlds of Hollywood myth. But aside from its cultural significance, what do you actually know about this famous drink?
How many different varieties of whiskey can you name?
No matter what your feelings are for spirits, you cannot deny that whiskey is a part of the American experience. In this quiz you will find out just how much you know about this controversial drink.
Jun
16
I have but one question for you:
CAN YOU SURVIVE YOURSELF FROM ZOMBIES?
Actually, I also have a second question for you:
HAVE YOU EVERY SEEN FUNNIER GRAMMAR THAN IN THE ZOMBIE QUESTION QUOTED ABOVE?
For more zombie trivia and more ridiculous attempts at English grammar, please continue and take the CAN YOU SURVIVE YOURSELF FROM ZOMBIES? online quiz.
May
20
New Test: Do You Like Candy?
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I ran across this test the other day and simply COULD NOT RESIST adding it to this blog. It is a test to find out if you like candy, and the first question is “Do you think you like candy?”
Now this may not be very surprising to you, but to me this is truly remarkable. How, may I pray, could someone answer a question like “Do you think you like candy?” if he or she is taking a test of which the sole purpose is to determine if the test taker likes candy?
In any case, I don’t see how any person wouldn’t know if he or she likes candy. It seems like a simple enough matter to me.
But by all means, click here if you’re curious.
May
18
New Test: Are You Cool?
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When I was younger I often wondered to myself whether or not I was cool. I once even thought that I was too cool for school. But after taking this test, I now know that I am not cool at all. I am a square, as square as any square could be. My edges are as sharp as my vision is blurry when I forget my glasses and I go to chess club every day after school.
Are you as cool as me? You’d better hope not. Take this test and find out.
May
14
New Test: Optical Illusions
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Optical illusions are everywhere in life. These are things that look like one thing but are another or that look like something that cannot be, such as Escher’s stairs that go upwards ad infinitum.
This test is filled with fascinating optical illusions that will boggle your mind and carry you away to unimaginable dimensions of though and sight, or er somtin’ like that.
In any case, this will be an easy way to waste a few minutes on some funny puzzles.
May
14
New Test: Is There a Ghost in Your House?
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You wander about your house at night and in the small hours of the morning. Mists and chills flitter past your face and you shiver. Your back goes numb and you fall asleep in the bathroom, the kitchen, the wine cellar. You can’t remember hours at a time. A sense of darkness descends on your soul.
All of these are symptoms of a haunted house or apartment. If you feel that there is a ghost in your home, take this test to find out for sure. It is always better to know the truth than to wait until it is too late. Believe me.
Is There a Ghost in Your House?
May
5
New Test: Dragon Fight
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This test is a simulated dragon fight. You will answer ten questions, and if you answer enough of them correctly, the test will tell you that you would easily beat a dragon in fight.
However, this test is only meant for educational purposes. It is not meant to be a clinical estimation of your dragon fighting ability. You take sole responsibility in any dragon fights subsequent to your taking of this Dragon Fight simulation test. Dragon Fight cannot legally ensure your victory in any hypothetical dragon fight in which you, your friend, or you gramma’s uncle may be involved in.

