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Are you a beer aficionado?

Do not answer this question hastily. I’ll have you know that going to “keggers” does not make you a beer aficionado.

You may know how to get drunk off of beer without having any idea how to differentiate between the subtle differences in taste and aroma that exist between the many wonderful beers of the world.

This test is geared toward the true gourmand who loves and appreciates the complexities of a good beer.

Do you fit into this category?

Social media have just about taken over. You can’t go anywhere these days without hearing about “facebook” and “myspace” and “blogtwit.”

These things are everywhere, I’m tellin’ ya.

And some people aren’t too happy about it. Some people don’t take too kindly to social networking.

BUT THAT’S NOT US! We love social networks, and that’s why we’re recommending this social media IQ Test.

With this test, you can find out just how much you know about social media and their effects on our lives in the twentieth century.

Test Your Social Media IQ

I know that you love cheese. Don’t even try to deny it.

You eat pounds of pecorino and brie de meaux each week, and you never tire of the sweet taste of Norwegian Gjetost.

You are a cheese fiend. And even as your belly if feted with the milk of cows, goats, and sheep, you can never be satisfied. Your hunger never ends, it only continues voraciously into the darkness of your soul.

Now you can test your cheese IQ with this test. You should do splendidly.

What’s your cheese IQ?

Are you smart or stupid?

Do you not even know how to spell “stupid”?

Do you not know the difference between an apple and an orangutan?

Do you even know what I’m saying, or do you just like to watch my mouth move?

If you find this so offensive, why do you keep reading?

Just shut up and take this test, ok?
You’ll find out if you’re smart or stoooooopid.

This is a very quick IQ test that will determine how smart you are and tell jokes at the same time.

It can also balance a broom on its chin while counting down from 1000 to 0 by tens in vulgar Latin.

It can also calculate the square root of twice the age of your grandfather’s favorite uncle while cooking a killer French souffle.

This is one pretty tough test. It’s smart and will beat you up mentally like there’s no tomorrow.


Watch out my friend.

Ever asked yourself this question? I bet you haven’t. You’ve probably always thought that you were one smart cookie, but have you ever really sat down and examined your own mind, scientific-like, to find out if you’ve really got what it takes to be a grade A 100% USDA approved genius?

I bet you haven’t.

Well, here’s your chance to settle the score once and for all. This test will allow you to find out if you are truly as smart as you think you are.


Best of luck young friend!

You are a lover of riddles,
And you like to play on a fiddle,
But, truth, you were born,
On a cold winter’s morn.
Does this make you soggy and pink?
Deya think?

If you would like to find more riddles like this that are outrageously fantastic and fun, you should check out this new quiz that I’ve just posted. Most of the questions are not quite as poetic as mine. But you should still have lots of fun with them.


Good luck!

You are a person who is easily fooled by trick questions. Once, a stocky old man with a white beard stopped you in the street and accosted you with the following question: “What do cows drink? Answer me, now!”

“MILK!” you shouted back in return, opening yourself up to a barrage of laughter and ridicule from all parties present.

Cows, don’t drink milk, stupid. They MAKE it. They DRINK water, duuuoiiihhh.

Click here to fall for yet another set of trick questions.

You are not an expert. Get used to the fact.

I am not an expert. I have come to accept this. I have learned to live with myself, and I have even erased the line which formerly run down the middle of our room–drawn in peanut butter–which formerly set me apart from myself.

No, I am not expert. Nor will I feign to be.

But I do have an IQ test which you may take, my friends. And I urge you to do so. For it is one of the warmest, gooiest tests of IQ that has yet been formed in the mind of man or machine.

But really tho, it’s a fun test. Give it a try.

Are you a smart little cookie, or just a crumbly old coffee cake?

Is your mind filled with shiny Spanish doubloons or just rusty old pennies from the downtown wishing fountain?

Are you as sharp as a tack or as dull as a didgeridoo?

These are all questions that you will soon be enabled to answer, because you are about to take an intelligence test which will correctly determine how smart you are.

Isn’t this great!

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