Mar
16
New Test: Crush Test
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This crush test is so powerful that it will literally crush you.
I hope you are ready to tell the absolute truth to the crush computer, because if you do, you will find out once and for all if your crush is true love or just another pathetic prepubescent fling like all the others. Isn’t this something that would be worth finding out? Yeah, I thought so.
And this crush test isn’t just another frivolous test. It’s based on thoughtful research into the field of crushology (at least that’s what they say). So delay not. Go crush yourself.
Mar
15
New Test: Free Love Test
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Whether it be a test about free love or a free test about love, this quiz is sure to get your love juices oozing. (Or is it a test about freeing love?)
All that you have to do is enter your name and then the name of your significant other. Then, simply click start and you will be wisked away to a magical land of answering frivolous questions in order to find out if your significant other is truly right for you, if he or she is truly “the one.”
Ah, romance. How it makes me long for my younger days!
Feb
23
Love is mysterious. Love is blind. Love taketh not that which it giveth of itself.
These are truisms not to be ignored.
Take this love test and you’ll never be bored.
It’s not proper diction to say someone was gored
by a bull. Even if you’re a tool.
Bad poetry, I know. But this is a love post, is it not?
Take this test and find out if you are really in love with the person who you’ve been crushing on for the last week like a maniac. You’ll feel better once you at least find out whether you have found true love or if you are just another lust-crazed Id willing to do anything to get what you want.
Feb
16
Think of this scenario:
You arrive at work on Monday morning, and your boss introduces you to a new coworker. Wow! You find the newbie intensely attractive; you’re practicably stricken to the grown by the beauty of this new person who you will now be interacting with every single day. Perhaps love is in the air?
Well, you do need to at least find out if the two of you are compatible before you make a move. And with this online test, you can do just that in only ten or fifteen minutes!
Jan
21
New Test: What’s your dream date like?
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Hey bro. Ever wondered what your dream date is like? Would she be hot, sweet, caring, mean?
With this test, you can settle the score once and for all. Now, wouldn’t that be nice? I thought so.
This is the opportunity of a lifetime. You can finally find out just exactly what it is that you really want way deep down inside of your fragile heart. You can learn enough about yourself to find out how to share your experiences with another person. (sniffle) It’s so beautiful!
Jan
21
New Test: Have You Ever Thought You Were In Love But You Weren’t?
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So, you’ve just come to the end of a very long term relationship. You really thought that you were in love, and that you were going to spend the rest of your life with this person. But, now it’s all over. Were you really in love in the first place, or was it all just a fantasy that you had fooled yourself into believing in?
With this online test, you can find out once and for all. Just answer the ten questions on this test and then you will know if you were truly in love or not.
Jan
15
New Test: Are you REALLY over him?
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Is there a guy in your life that you have been like MAJORLY crushing on for a long time, but you keep telling people that you are like SO over him?
I know, this is so true. You are like lying to yourself like you don’t even know how.
But really, how can you find out if you are really over him or not? When can you know for sure that the days of your secret romance are finished once and for all, that the lid on the coffin of your infatuation is superglued down for the very last time?
Well, for starters, you could take this online test…
Jan
11
New Test: Fantasy vs. Reality
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Does your man stack up to your fantasy experiences of love? You know, the ones that you have in your mind that offer you the perfect understanding of what love and romance should be like?
You can find out by taking this new test: Fantasy vs. Reality.
You’ll answer ten quick questions and then you’ll know if your man is as good as the man of your dreams.
C’mon, don’t delay, this test could really open your eyes up to your true needs and desire.
Jan
8
Ah, one of the greatest questions to ever plague the mind of man:
What kind of girl do guys see you as?
Every word of this question is thought silently by millions and millions of teenage girls every year. And every year, only a handful of them ever come to a full realization of their true nature.
If you want to find out what kind of girl guys see you as, there is no better way than to take a look at this little ol’ test right here.
You just might learn something, girlfriend.
Dec
23
New Test: Are You In Love?
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Sometimes it’s difficult to know if you are truly in love, or just infatuated.
Back in the old days, everybody and his moma’s hairdresser had their theories about infatuation versus love.
My Junior High school principle sure did.
But now, love knowledge is way more consolidated, concentrated in the hands of only a few media conglomerates owned by high profile capitalists.
Amid this postmodern milieu, how can you know if what you’ve found Is rael?
Take this test. Then you’ll know.

