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I know, I know what you’re going to say!

“Ew, no way. I’d never be attracted to one of my teachers! Yewr grewossssss…… EW!”

But let’s think about this. Didn’t you have that one special teacher in high school or college who always used to give you those ogling looks?

Now the more important question. Did you ever ogle back?

Take this test if you dare…

Ah l’amour! It’s a beautiful thing, no?

But what happens when love goes terribly wrong? When the person whom you adore does not return your affection? What can you do?

I’ll tell you what you can do. You can take this online test!

This test is designed to help you find out if the guy you are with is for real or just in it for himself, a pretty important thing to find out if you ask me.

Now remember, this test isn’t fool proof; but it should point you in the right direction.

What’s in it for you?

Haha. I know, we ALL have. No one on earth has never had a crush. Wondering if that special someone likes you is the great equalizer. Really, its like a box of packets of equal sweetener that have been dumped on your head in one swift and ineluctable moment of fury.

But how can you know if that special someone likes you or is just being polite?

Well, there really is no one definitive answer to this question. After all, every person is different. BUT, if you really want to get some help, you could try taking this online quiz. It should help you at least part of the way.

Take the quiz.

You sit next to this REALLY cute guy at your local high school. Every day, as you make your dreary walk to the school yard, your mind is saturated with thoughts of his adorable face, just on the verge of manhood. But you don’t know if you loves you. Jeeze Louise, you don’t even know if he’s INTO you. What can you do? How will you and your true love ever be united? Is it meant to be?

Whoa, whoa, slow down there cowgirl. Let’s take this one step at a time. First of all, take this online quiz to find if you are hallucinating or not. Okay?

Is he into you are is it just you?

How can you ever know for sure if your crush is into you?

Believe me, this can be pretty dang hard to find out. Especially if he’s the kind of guy who is afraid to talk to new people.

But then again, if you know what type of signs to look for, you just might be able to read it on his face.

Really!

Now, this is no sure fire method. But if you take this quiz you might be able to get a good idea of whether or not the man of your dreams is hot for you.

Take the quiz here.

You’ve got an INSANE crush on your classmate at school. He’s like, all that you can think about. You’ve told all of your girlfriends; you’ve told Jimmy who lives down the street; you’ve even told your mom, for Zeus’ sake.

But you still don’t know if your crush is crushing back on you. WHAT CAN YOU DO?

Well, for starters, you can take this handy dandy little online test!

It will tell you if your crush actually likes you.

Give it a try!

So, you’ve just met this REALLY cute guy, right. You’re crushing on him SO hard. But you’re not sure if he’s like really a good guy, you know? I mean, like, how can you be for sure about it? For Josh’s sake, you just met him!

I know, right?

We’ve all been in this situation. So what do you do?

I’ll tell you what you do, sweetie; you take this online test!

Oh yeah; I went there.


Should I Go Out with Him?

Each day as you step off of that long dreary school bus with its sagging wheels, you just can’t wait to spot him, that cute boy that you have the biggest crush on.

You eye him from across the school yard. There he is, with his Pink Floyd T-shirt and his tight jeans.

Are you meant to be together? Will you ever work up the courage to talk to him? Does he even know you’re alive?

If you’ve found yourself in this dire situation, you really need to take this test.

Find out if you and your crush are meant to be together!

Do you ever get that really creeper-style feeling that your boyfriend is cheating on you? You know, that icky kind of bottomlessness that sneaks up on the inner folds of your stomach and starts kicking your heart in until it’s down on its knees?

Of course you do.

But what can you do about it?

Well, you can start by taking this test of course. Then you can find out if that little guy is in fact taking you for a ride.

And if he is, pllllease, don’t waste one minute. THROW his sorry little 100% Grade A meat out on the cold hard unforgiving suburban side walk, honey.


Take the test.

Men are so fickle, aren’t they?

You give and give and give, and what do you get in return?

Betrayal.

But that’s just the way it has to be, right?

WRONG! Love is not a game. The only way to know if you really love him is to find out if he is the right kind of man, you know, the kind that will stand by you when things get rough, that will run to you when somebody hurts you even if that somebody is you. Can’t you see how happy you could be? Please! (as Prince might have phrased it).

Take this test to find out if you really love him.

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