Nov
2
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‘Twas only recently I found out that one could be belt or a felt pelt.
‘Twas shocking and mocking to my delica???ensability!
The stockings stocking a shocking block of mock rock made it easy however to breath.
YES. You can be a fashion accessory. You can. It is possible. It can be done.
This test will tell you which fashion accessory YOU ARE,
my friend.
Oct
20
Right, right, right. I know. You probably don’t really care what kind of gum you are. Okay. That’s fine.
But ask yourself this: Have you every really stooped, and I me really stopped right there in your tracks, and thought–and I mean really given it some serious thought–about what in God’s green earth gum IS? I mean really stopped and thought about it. I bet you haven’t. You use gum everyday, but do you know where it comes from? Do you know who makes it? I bet you don’t.
Has it every occurred to you that YOU might in fact BE gum?
Oct
8
If you were a mystical creature, what would you be?
Would you be a dragon? A centaur? A fawn?
I just took the mystical creatures test and it told me that I would be a mermaid. I’m not really sure how to take that.
But the test is still jolly good fun, no matter what you end up being.
I highly recommend it.
Just hope that you aren’t a talking donkey!
If you were a mystical creature.
Sep
30
Everyone loves submarine sandwiches. I mean, Crisco, who doesn’t?
Meatball, turkey, ham, spicy Italian, roast beef, pastrami, AH! This is making me hungry.
Back to our point: There is a test that exists, and this test will tell you which sub sandwich YOU ARE. I know, this is a tantalizing opportunity, no?
You’ll never have to wonder what to order when you’re in line at your local sandwich shop ever again, for you, my friend, will put your chest out boldly and utter these words in a voice of dignity and authority:
“Sir, you there, purveyor of sandwiches, I being what I am, a meatball sub, I will deign to have a meatball sub, for the nutrients it will supply to my limber body will replenish the meatballiscosity of my substance. For this be the basis of all that be in earth, in heaven, or within that saturnine realm below us wherein lies Styx, that river across which languishing souls would traverse.”
Sep
21
Yeah, yeah, I know.
You think that you’re from earth. You think that you were born in Petaluma, California, and that you grew up and moved to Arizona and that you’ve lived on planet earth for your whole pretty little life, right?
Well,
You’re wrong, dead wrong.
You are an alien, that’s for sure. The only question is, which extraterrestrial planet are you actually from? Venus, Pluto, Mars?
I, for one, am from Neptune.
How about you?
Sep
16
Mr. Sandman,
Bring me a treat,
(bum, bum, bum, bum)
Make him the sweetest,
that I’ll ever meet,
(Boodily, doodily, doo, doo)
MISTER SANDMAN, BRING ME AAAAA TREE-EEE-eet!
Are you the Sand Man?
Maybe you are and you just don’t know it? Or maybe you are actually Santa Claus?
Hm, which mythical creature might you be?
Honestly, there are only two ways to find out.
First, you could visit your local cryptozoologist for a yearly check up. I’m sure that he or she will be so pleased to find out that you exist, that he or she won’t even charge you. I mean, discovering the Easter Bunny has got to be worth millions by itself, right?
But then again, if the closest Cryptology practice is more than a leisurely day’s drive away, you might want to simply take this free online quiz instead.
Which legendary creature are you?
Aug
19
Ever since the time of the Romans, western civilization has been fascinated with the great works of Ancient Greek literature, in which the secrets of the world’s most respected mythology are revealed.
But have you ever stopped to wonder what you might have in common with the famous Greek goddesses? With this test you can find out if you are more like Athena or Aphrodite, or perhaps Artemis.
Each goddess had her own way of perceiving the world and dealing with other beings, just like modern day humans.
Aug
13
New Test: OS Test
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Which computer operating system most directly reflects your personality?
Are you a windows person? Maybe a Mac daddy?
This test will ask you a detailed set of questions which will lead you to a specific answer to this question.
But don’t expect this test to tell you which type of OS will actually work best for you. Naww. It’s really just to tell you which operating system is the most LIKE your personality.
Haha. Hope that helps.
Aug
10
New Test: You vs Your Dog; Personality Test
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Ever wondered how much you and your favorite pooch have in common?
Well now you can find out.
With this handy dog-human personality comparison tool you can find out just how many personality factors you and your dog share.
I know, it’s amazing isn’t it?!?
Amazing, but true.
But don’t be disturbed when you find out that you and your little doggy share about 88% of the same personality traits.
Jul
29
There’s a little bit of colossal death robot in every one of us. It will do you no good to deny it.
But, this being the case, which colossal death robot are you, exactly?
Ah, a good question. Yes indeed, indeedy. We have all wondered this same thing at some dark moment in our lives.
But you, you my friend, are now lucky enough to find out the answer to this enigmatic question. (Cool huh?)
Take this test that I have just posted and you may find out…
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
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