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Do you wake-up early every morning eager to pick up your newest comic or watch your favorite comic on Saturday morning television? If so, you likely already know a lot about Garfield. Maybe you even feel a bit similar to the wily, always funny orange cat. But are you really a Garfield, or are you more of an Otis? You definitely need to put your smooth talking, sharp witted tactics to the test to find out if you measure up to Garfield status.

Take the quiz and find out!

Are you a bold rose? Or are you a shy tulip? This test will help you figure out which flower best suits your personality type. Who knows? You may be quite surprised by the results. Be sure to pass the test results on to your boyfriend. Hopefully he’ll get the hint and buy you the flowers that best suit your personality type! He better hope they’re not expensive red roses!

Take the test!

Do you ever wonder if you’re more like the funny Elmo or the mean Oscar the Grouch? Have you ever thought that maybe you act the most like Big Bird? If so, this Sesame Street Personality Test should help you figure out which character that best resembles you. Maybe after taking the test, you’ll have a better appreciation of all the many different character types that are represented on the show!

So take this short test and find out who you’d be on Sesame Street!

Hey girls!

This is a test specifically designed to tell you if you are stylish or not! Now you can settle this matter once and for all with your jealous friends who are always hating on your fashion sense.

It just can’t get any better. This is going to be a hot ego boost and a chance to gloat to your friends for years. How can you pass this by? It’s the perfect oportunity!

You know it girl.

Jerks come in all shapes and sizes. There’s the classic jerk, the one who stole your lunch money when you where in third grade. Then there’s the hipster jerk, the one who tells you that all of the bands you listen to are posers. Then of course, there’s the plain vanilla jerk, the one who spoils the ends of movies for you.

Find out which of these excellent jerk varieties you belong to.

Are You a Jerk?

You are an idiot, that much is easy to acertain. But what sort of idiot are you?

Are you an ignoramus, a dimwit, a bumbling idiot, a moron, or a nimrod?

This test will tell you which type of idiot you are. All that you have to do is answer a few questions, if you even have the intelligence to do that! And don’t sweat it too much. There are no right answers on this test. Just do your best and find out what type of idiot you are. It’s easy!

What Kind of Idiot Are You?

Everyone has a favorite candy bar. Maybe yours is snickers or nestle crunch bar.

But did you know that the candy bar you choose can actually reflect deep indications about your personality. For example, people who like Hershey’s bars tend to be soft and easily melted. They are very sensitive.

But if you like Mr. Goodbar, that means that you’re a dad gum nut!

Take this test to find out what your fav. candy bar has to say about your personality.

Have fun!

You are a clown. You like to dress up in funny hats and make people laugh.

But what type of clown are you?

Are you an evil clown, or a funny clown? A big clown or a little clown? One of those clowns with a fake flower that shoots water, or one of those clowns that tries to fit into a tiny car with lots of other clowns?

I know, this is a lot to think about. But hopefully this test will help you figure all of these issues out.

Good luck!

You know the drill.

Personality tests work by creating a new metaphor which maps some sort of creature or object onto your personality. In this case, you will find out if you are smooth and curvy like a spoon, rough like a dinner knife, or spiny like a fork.

It’s all very simple really. Just answer the questions and find out which kitchen utensil you are.

What are you waiting for?

Are you made of plastic? If you rub on your skin, does it make a plaintive squeaking noise? Have you forgetting what your original hair color was?

If any of these questions apply to you, or even if they don’t but you too daft to know when to stop taking useless tests, this test is most certainly for you.

Thirty-eight questions, true or false, and at the end of all of it you will find out just how plastastic you actually are!

Don’t blame me if you can’t handle the results.

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