May
18
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Are you a good person, or a bad person?
A flat person or a round person?
A mad person or a sound person?
(All together now)
What-kinda-personar-youuuuuuu? (ta-dum-dum)
This test is a personality test of the less serious sort, based more on the wisdom of common anecdotes that the subtleties of medical science. Nevertheless, you should be enlightened greatly by its insights if you are willing to give up just three minutes of your time.
You are ten questions away from finding out what kind of person you are, just ten questions!
Apr
21
This is a test to find out what type of cat you would be, if you were a cat, which obviously you are not since cats can’t read blogs (or so I’m told).
Cats were once wild creatures who hunted prey in a brutal fashion for their survival. Now they are tame servile creatures whose only purpose is to pose and strut for the enjoyment of humankind.
But nevertheless, centuries of human culture have produced a wide variety of cat subspecies. And each of these subspecies has its own unique set of cat personality characteristics. And you know what that means don’t you?
If you take this test, you can find out what kind of cat you are.
Apr
20
Every person on earth has a favorite ice cream flavor. Mine is vanilla, which means that I am a blank and boring isolate with no sense of humor. How about you?
Since your favorite ice cream flavor says a lot about you, other people can actually use your favorite ice cream flavor to make judgments about your character, which is really a blessing upon humanity.
For example, when I meet someone whose favorite ice cream flavor is “rocky road,” I point and laugh, all the while making the silent assumption that this person has a crusty, cantankerous disposition.
Seriously, give this a try. You won’t regret it.
Mar
17
Just when you didn’t think the proliferation of personality tests could go any further. Just when you thought that it couldn’t get any worse than “What kind of puppy are you?” Just when you thought you where safe from the daily onslaught of finding out that you are in fact NOT a human being but rather one of any number of inanimate objects or adorable animals. Just when you thought you could blink…
In comes the BANANA TEST.
That’s right. It’s time to find out if you’re the mushy kind, the green kind, the kind that is frozen with chocolate slowly oozing down its firm oblong form, or the worst kind of all, dry banana chips (ew.)
Click here to take the banana test.
Mar
5
New Test: What Disease Are You?
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You’ve always known that you’re a painful little disease. But what disease ARE YOU?
I bet that you’ve never even taken a moment to think about this. And yet, this could be one of the most important discoveries of your life. (Really!)
All diseases are different, just like different personalities. The particular disease that you are depends on the kinds of things that you like to do during your free time.
In any case, don’t be a disease. Take this test.
Feb
24
There are a lot of vegetables in this world, and I mean A LOT. You’ve got carrots, broccoli, sprouts, lettuce, arugula, onions, potatoes, garlic, green beans, bell peppers, tomatoes, rhubarb, the list goes on and on…
But which one of these lovely, oh so scrumptious, vegetables ARE YOU?
You’ve gotta be one of them (although you probably also have some “shadow” vegetable personalities as well) so go ahead and take this snazzy vegetable test that I’ve just posted for you.
Feb
22
New Test: How Dumb Are You?
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Yes, yes, yes. It’s back. We’ve got another grand ol’ test from rumandmoney up in here.
This one is–quite obviously–an intelligence test of another sort. Really more of an anti-intelligence test I suppose you could say say (if you wanted to say anything at all, that is).
My own personal score: I’m actually dumber than Ronald Reagan.
I’m not sure if I should find this offensive or not. But since I have a choice, I’ll keep my feelings of ill will to myself.
I heartily encourage you to take this test.
Nov
2
‘Twas only recently I found out that one could be belt or a felt pelt.
‘Twas shocking and mocking to my delica???ensability!
The stockings stocking a shocking block of mock rock made it easy however to breath.
YES. You can be a fashion accessory. You can. It is possible. It can be done.
This test will tell you which fashion accessory YOU ARE,
my friend.
Oct
20
Right, right, right. I know. You probably don’t really care what kind of gum you are. Okay. That’s fine.
But ask yourself this: Have you every really stooped, and I me really stopped right there in your tracks, and thought–and I mean really given it some serious thought–about what in God’s green earth gum IS? I mean really stopped and thought about it. I bet you haven’t. You use gum everyday, but do you know where it comes from? Do you know who makes it? I bet you don’t.
Has it every occurred to you that YOU might in fact BE gum?
Oct
8
If you were a mystical creature, what would you be?
Would you be a dragon? A centaur? A fawn?
I just took the mystical creatures test and it told me that I would be a mermaid. I’m not really sure how to take that.
But the test is still jolly good fun, no matter what you end up being.
I highly recommend it.
Just hope that you aren’t a talking donkey!
If you were a mystical creature.
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